Thursday, October 30, 2008

DAY THIRTY-FOUR - Iowa

We go from snow to summer as we indulge on some pb+j and pass some wind turbine propellers.

Inspired by the massive propellers, we go on an off-road hunt for their new home.

The American Mid-West.

Getting closer to the target.

The new American Mid-West.

Look closely. Boman blazes some more trails while I take photos.

We arrive at the Erickson estate in Osceola, Iowa. Jesse gives us a grand tour.

You might recognize Jesse from our Venice Beach stint. He's moving to Australia in a week for a new job, but squeezes in some time for more family portraits.

As our luck would have it, the annual Demolition Derby is tonight.

Although these cars look like dead scrap metal, they are custom-built to search and destroy other cars....without GPS.
The excitement builds as we build up the nerve to approach complete strangers.

Fortunately, they are mostly all very open to sharing their vehicle with us. The gentleman who drove this car has a dead bird in the side door for good luck.

Some of these folks drop $10,000 - $15,000 to make their car bullet proof.

#22 and his girlfriend.

#29 is the only female in the demolition.

The human skull is a trophy from a previous demolition derby. Actually, it's from Spencers.

The last two cars left running move on to the next round. Crash! Bang! There's nothing more American than organized chaos.

Thick mud flings 30-40 feet in the air and into the crowd. Things start to get serious.

Some people get really close to yell advice to their friends. Some pay the consequences. Leave your Gucci loafers at home for this one folks.

Most cars need a lift after each round.

Jesse enjoys a Doritos chip to couple the chaos. A extreme combo if you ask me.

It's an event that brings the community together. We are told that there is a lot of money riding on the outcome of this derby.

"I love the smell of Derby engine fuel in the morning."

#54 advances to the next round.

Jesse and Boman work up the nerve to sit front row, which is quite fond of derby mud.

"The car looks great!"

The final round involves at least 20 cars, which can be heard from miles around.

The Erickson's make you take off your shoes for some reason.

There are three bars in Osceola, and we decide to experience all of them.

The first bar has delicious frozen pizza.

The third and final destination spells trouble. It turns out that Osceola isn't quite fond of Boman's dance moves. It also turns out that the one-legged, all-leather drummer hates Boman's drum beat. And it comes as no surprise that this dribbly fellow despises Boman's cowboy hat, and insists Boman isn't a "real cowboy." Little does he know that we rode mules 12 miles and 3,200 feet into the Grand Canyon. But we're severely outnumbered, so keep that tidbit to ourselves.

I have flashbacks to the movie Easy Rider, so we scurry out of there and take a detour home after being harrassed by a pick-up truck full of "real cowboys." This spawns a long conversation about Jesse's hometown, rural America, and the delicious tree fruit that falls behind Jesse's parent's hotel. We're not quick to judge, but we sure were judged quickly this night. "You have a cowboy hat on, but ya dressed all techno!"

DAY THIRTY-THREE - South Dakota

We were going to treat the car to a Bay Wash, but it was already raining.

And the winner is...

A porcupine.

After investigating the map, we find Custer State Park - home to the world's largest free-roaming bison herd. But not in this photo.

After driving for a half-hour, our car gets a fresh wiff of something special. Bison.

A friendly burro says hello. We give him a blog card.

Finally, some bison. Each one of those specs can weigh as much as 2,000 pounds.

Fall color.

We leave the park and find some dare devil wildlife that roamed outside Custer State Park.

My hooves!

This classy varmint hat only cost $550. But it sure was warm.

We make another detour to Crazy Horse Memorial. The fog splits for five minutes in time to see this 641 foot wide and 563 foot high sculpture, which will be the world's largest upon completion. The Native Americans have a long history in the Black Hills, and have been carving this mountain without government funding "to let the white man know the red man has great heroes too." Mount Rushmore is only thirteen miles away and can fit in this guys armpit.

The Visitor's Center has great chicken fingers...and crayons. Boman puts his art education to good use with this Crazy Horse interpretation.

The owner, Cherry, is proud to preserve this masterpiece.
We walk out to our first snow fall of the trip.

Despite the heinous weather, we decide to make yet another detour to Mount Rushmore. It's the American thing-to-do.

I set up the camera and wait for the fog to clear.

With the economy in the gutter, the future of this country is anything but clear. I'll pull the reigns on going into this further.

Our last roadside attraction for the day is Dinosaur Park in Rapid City, which is anything but serious. Boman negotiates a truce.
This early dino park depicts we believed dinosaurs looked like in the 1930s. Jurassic Park changed everything.

As we charge towards Iowa, our back car window decides to implode. A forensic test concludes it was my bike's right handlebar. Maybe we should have treated the car to Bay Wash.